Well, it's been a while again. Anyway, I just returned home from two days spent in the strange and strangely proximate badland known as Orange County. While there, I rented a car, and Hertz was thoughtful enough to provide a pamphlet entitled "Tips for Safe Driving in California", which included the following [italics are mine]:


  1. California law requires that all vehicle occupants to use a seat belt..."

  2. We've got a lot of pedestrians and many cross in the middle of the street or against the light, so keep a sharp eye out for them...

  3. California has great freeways, but sometimes traffic on freeways stops suddenly and without warning!...

  4. Unfortunately, many Californians are in a hurry and usually ignore yellow lights (and sometimes red lights)...

  5. Right turn on red after stop is permitted at most intersections...

  6. Parking tickets and tow-away charges are very expensive in California...

  7. Please do not invite vandalism or theft by leaving valuables in sight...

  8. STAY TO THE RIGHT - In the United States, motor vehicles are operated on the right side of the road...

  9. Be aware of motorcycles - especially on freeways where motorcyclists are known to travel in between lanes.


Be afraid tourists and visitors! Be very afraid.

8/02/2003 07:16:00 PM ::: by metapede